Cockroach

The Met Gala was Monday night and all the celebrities put on ridiculous clothes and looked beautiful, hoping against hope that Jason DeRulo would fall down the stairs for real and they'd get to rub elbows with someone important who could…

In some kingdom, in some land, beyond seven mountains, beyond seven rivers, beyond the hills, beyond the valleys, as every good Slavic folktale ought to begin, there lay a country where all the animals of field and forest…