I’m prepping for the disposable vape apocalypse

Well, you join me this week as I suspend all my usual activities ― writing, parenting, dealing with emails begging me to “review the experience” of buying some fuse wire on Amazon ― in order to start stockpiling caches of disposable vapes. Like some nicotine-addicted squirrel, I am laying down a store of puffs against a forthcoming hard winter, called “Rishi Sunak’s Mad Disposable Vape Ban”.

As I wrote a few months ago, after 32 years, I’ve finally been able to give up smoking ― thanks to disposable vapes, available in every corner shop in the land. They don’t leak, they don’t need charging, they don’t require you to fiddle around with tiny bottles of fluid and they’re pleasingly small ― unlike the old, reusable