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Under McGuff, Ohio State women’s basketball underperforms


Coach Kevin McGuff, here giving instructions during a game against Purdue on Feb. 18, is 171-85 with two Big Ten titles at Ohio State.

Watching incredible endings in the NCAA women’s basketball tournament Final Four over the weekend — I hear there also was a pretty good finish between Gonzaga and UCLA’s men? — my mind naturally drifted to “Dr. Strangelove.”

Not Dr. Strange, kids. Dr. StrangeLOVE. Marvel doesn’t own the entire cinematic universe just yet.

Anyway, for my money Stanley Kubrick’s classic dark comedy features Hollywood’s most memorable fictional military characters, including George C. Scott’s General “Buck” Turgidson and Slim Pickens’ Major “King” Kong.

As Stanford survived not one but two last-second misses — first by South Carolina then by Arizona — to win its first national championship since 1992, I wondered why Ohio State is not among the nation’s elite programs and what it would take for the Buckeyes to reach that level.

That’s when Turgidson and Kong entered my thinking, followed immediately by Ohio State coach Kevin McGuff. The climax of the 1964 Cold War parody has Kong flying a nuclear-armed B-52 bomber into Soviet airspace while Turgidson explains to U.S. President Merkin Muffley, played by the brilliant Peter Sellers, that if Kong is “really sharp he can barrel that baby in so low” where the “Commies” will never be able to detect it on radar.

I won’t spoil the famous “bomb-riding” scene; let’s just say Pickens’ character has nothing on McGuff, who has been flying under the radar of criticism for more than a few years now.

Ohio State coach Kevin McGuff talks to guard Rikki Harris and forward Gabby Hutcherson during a game against Purdue on Feb. 18.

McGuff keeps bumping along mostly unnoticed, far from the bull’s-eye of critique that Buckeye Nation showered upon former OSU coach Jim Foster in 2013 at the end of his 11-year tenure.

The lack of intense scrutiny is a head-scratcher, given the relatively middling results of McGuff’s program over eight seasons. Granted, playing the comparison game is inexact science, but considering what came before him, only the most delusional or apathetic fans can seriously defend McGuff’s record.



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